Cool Facebook Status

  • "When I say 'I MISS SCHOOL' it means my 'FRIENDS AND THE FUN' not the 'SCHOOL'."
  • "............. reminds us that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.'
  • ":*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:"
  • "Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile."
  • "... noticed that things are so much funnier when you're not supposed to laugh and you know it's so wrong to!"
  • "3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 You're retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot."
  • "(: p??? ?? o? ?u?uun? s poolq ?? ?o ll?" – if you can’t read this it may be due to your browser, it says "all of the blood is running to my head" upside down."
  • ""is cle’a]ni.ng hi’s ke]yb29oa;rd"
  • ""Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear"
  • "doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it"
  • "has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
  • "I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for."
  • "Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?"
  • "We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go."
  • "scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status."
  • "I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case."
  • "It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again."
  • Facebook Art Styles
    Description
    Ѽ
    Apple
    (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~~
    Cigarette/Smoke/Cigar
    ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
    Expression 1
    ⎝⋏⏝⋏⎠
    Expression 1
    Expression 2
    __
    Expression 3
    \ε()з/
    Expression 4
    Expression 5
    ⎝⎝⎲⎵⎲⎠⎠
    Expression 6
    ⎝⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠⎠
    Expression 7
    ⁰₋⁰⁻⁻⁻⁻⋋⁰⏝⁰⋌⁻⁻⁻⁻⁰₋⁰
    Expression 8
    〤〤☀_
    Expression 9
    ◣▂◢⎛⎞⋋⏝⋌⎛
    Expression 10
    ⎝⋟⏝⋞⎠
    Expression 11
    ⎝⋆⏝⋆⎠
    Expression 12
    =))Haнaɑº°˚˘˚°º≈•=))нaнaɑº°˚˘˚°º≈•=))
    Hahaha
    ã²=Dî²:Dü²:>é²:põ²=))
    ha ha hi hi ho ho he he

    :Dħεε
    ħззħεεħзз:Dorђέђέђέ«{^^}»ђέђέђέ:D
    He he he
    °◦Hз••hз••hз◦°◦°
    Hehehe2
    ίĸšºš§§º°˚˚°ºίĸšº°˚˚°ºš§§……:’(:’(:’(
    Hiks Hiks
    Ho’O:Oº°˚˚°ºo:Oohh:O
    Ho ho ho
    ƪ(‾ε‾")ʃ
    Hooraay!!
    »̶ː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́ː̗̀:Dω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́B)ː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́B)ː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́:Dː̗̀ω̲̮̲̅͡к̲̮̲̅͡ː̖́«̶
    Hwkwkwkwkw
    :p°˚°º◦°˚°ºªKªªKªº°˚°º◦°˚=))
    Kakaka

    Description
    Facebook Symbol
    Black Heart
    Boy with a Gun
    (•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿""
    Butterfly
    ƸӜƷ
    Charlie
    /
    /

    /\
    Cloud
    Cowboy with two guns
    ""̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̵͇̿̿̿̿=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿""(ˇ_ˇ’!l)
    Cross Sign
    Crown
    Diamond
    Empty Star
    Expression 1
    ๏̯͡๏ ٩(●̮̮̃̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
    Expression 2
    ⋋⋌٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃̃)۶ ٩̯×)۶(_)
    Female
    Full Star
    Heart
    Male
    Mimic
    _ _ ђέ«{^^}»ђέ
    Music Note
    ♪♫
    Other Symbols 1
    ♐☎☏☪☚☛☻☺
    Other Symbols 2
    ♼♽♻♺♹♨♧
    Other Symbols 3
    ♲♳♴♵♶☃☝☞☟♎
    Panda Expression
    (●̮̮̃̃)
    Peace Sign
    Peace Sign Hand
    ┌─┐ ─┐
    │▒│ //
    │▒│//
    │▒ //─┬─┐
    │▒│▒|▒│▒│
    ┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
    │▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
    └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒""
    Phone
    Sound System Music
    ╔═══╗
    ║███║
    (●)
    ╚═══╝♪♪
    Sun
    Two Lovers
    (●̮̮̃̃)●̮̮̮̮̃̃̃̃)
    /\ /\
    ||_ ||_
    Umbrella
    Yin Yang

"Masa depanmu tergantung pada mimpimu,mari kita tidur"
• “Sial… aku lupa akun password Facebooku” ( klw lupa kok bisa update status ya? )
• ” Kata Ustadz..cintailah tetangga asal jangan sampai ketangkap basah”
• “Gue nggak siuka status yuang lebay duech..”
• “Sedang memandang botol baygon”
• ” Tadi aku bunuh diri”
• “Semoga nggak ada yang membaca statusku ini”
• Tolong aku..Ada orang yang menyebalkan,tadi waktu di Bus ada orang yang foto aku ketika aku mau tidur.. gimana nih..
• Aku sedih sekali.. permintaan pertemananku ditolak..
• Kalau komentar statusku ini ada 50 komentar lebih,Aku janji foto telanjang di koleksi fotoku.. (setelah itu dia ingkar janji)
• Walah.. baru puting beliung aja udah kaya gitu,gimana kalau udel beliung,apalagi udellle buodong…
• puas.. habis ML..
• kegiatan : online terus nonstop,pipis,online lagi,rokokan,ngenet lagi,pesan mi rebus,ngenet lagi,gitu terus sampai mati..
• Pesan permintaan pertemanan :
• Add gue ya,gue manis banget lho..
• Katanya kamu jurusan bahasa jepang ya,Add gue donk gue Jenius Bahs Jepang loh..
• Add gw ya.. gue pengin liat koleksi fotomu..
• Hari ini gue boker di celana.
• Ngidam granat.
• Lady Gaga puasa nggak, ya?
• Kapan ya Om Unic 77 dan Tante Wibhans kawin?
• Pengen makan landak.
• Ending video Cut Tari ama Ariel gimana ya? Penasaran. Keluarin dimana ya, kira-kira?
• NET NET NET NET NET NET NET (INTRO AGMON) HEY GUYS ITS SAHUR YOU
• KNOW. WAKE UP AND GO INTERNATIONAL WITH ME. HUH, U DONT LIKE THIS? AH
• give me a sign... HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME thueeeeeeeeeet!
• Dini: ditikam nini, digoyang lini (gempa), dimasukin nikmat
• Susi: Suka si susi, Susunya si Susi, Sungut Terasi.
• Tak mau dimadu.
• Daripada jadian ama dia mending jadian ama trenggiling
• Ingin mengemut sesuatu
• temen gw bilang: kalau agnes nyanyi live, mulutnya lebar banget sampai itu mic bisa ia telan sekali lahap. AAM. Haha
• Haus..
• Aku anak yang manis
• Daripada nonton filmnya Nayato lebih baik nyuntrungin pala preman. Photobucket
• Hari ini aku tampak seksi
• Masukin sedikit semen ke dalam adonan kue yang gue bikin.
• temen guw gila, pas ada yang nelepon dia bilang:" halo. iya.. mau dipijiti di bagian mana?" hahahaha SARAP.
• cipika cipikiini komen salah satu pembaca gw di artikel tentang qory: pipi Qory terlalu tembem seperti bakpao. Lengannya terlalu besar seperti talas bogor.nasional costumnya terlalu primitip, kenapa tak pake kebaya aj. HAHAHAH
• bubuy bulan.. bubuy bulaaan sanggar bentaang.. panoon poe.. panon poe disasate..
• Bulu idungnya keliatan satu helai.
• masak masak sendiri, nyuci baju sendiri, coli coli sendiri, beginilah hidupku... (lagu dangdut)
Kuinginkan mulut yang haus, dari lelaki yang kehilangan masa mudanya

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